Boffo Breakfast

An Egg McMuffin gone to gourmet nirvana is what this is. Courtesy of Bark's weekend-only breakfast menu, it's a toasted Bay's English Muffin topped with a slow-cooked and butter-drizzled egg, crisp slices of smoked bacon, and a melted slice of sharp Grafton Cheddar. All in all, a serious breakfast -- especially if you order up a side of the Park Slope hot doggery's Hash Browns...

More Tater Tot than Hash Brown-esque, these lightly fried, deep brown beauties won't take you back to the childhood you remember. They'll take you to the childhood you wish you had. One that features sublime, savory Potato Beignets.

Heck, forget about childhood. I'm just glad that I am having an adulthood that has finally convinced me that breakfast is indeed the most important meal of the day.