Foul Fowl (aka Putrid Poultry)

Clearly, Sweet Sue is a ghastly beast of a woman who should never go near a kitchen on pain of death.

How else can you explain the gut-wrenching, stomach-churning concoction called "Sweet Sue's Canned Whole Chicken?"

If these photos aren't enough to leave you nauseated, then by all means, purchase a can via Amazon and try this horrifying hen yourself -- or get it gift-wrapped and send one to Mommie Dearest for Mother's Day.