Blago Burger Is Full Of Bologna

The embattled governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, can now add another political notch on his belt. Alongside an FBI investigation, probable impeachment and the front page stories that come with, NBC's Chicago affiliate reveals that Gov. Blagojevich can now proudly lay claim to spawning a namesake burger:

The gubernatorial-inspired monstrosity is made with a 10-ounce hamburger patty, thick sliced bologna and yellow mustard between two grilled cheese sandwiches (made with American cheese and wonder bread).

When the burger comes out, one of the sandwiches has a large dollar sign written in mustard.

The cost of this beast: $10, but the price is reportedly "negotiable."

The Chicago Tribune's article on the Blago Burger is also worth a look, if only for their impressive use of expletive symbols throughout.