Shiny Object Ahead

My kitchen saw a death earlier this week.

My fridge officially died.

I knew it was on its last legs when its freezer unit was no longer capable of generating enough chill to inspire ice.

I like ice. A lot.

And, so a purchase was born.

A picture of my brand-spanking new refrigerator is above. Ain't it purty? Its so nice and shiny. I like shiny objects. It's going to be hard to tear myself away from it to go to Miami in the morning. Think I could get it through security and take it with me? I'm sure ice could come in handy down in Florida!