The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Who knew that the Creator was really a mound of spaghetti and meatballs?

Yes, of course it's a hoax - an intelligently designed one. The brainchild of a 25 year-old unemployed slot-machine engineer, the Noodle-rific one was first brought to the public's attention through an open-letter to the Kansas school board, in response to the board's intentions to include intelligent life theories into the science curriculum.

Now it has me wistful for a higher-being composed of pasta and ground beef. If only it could be so...Then again, it might be...