Cocoa Cacophony

As if the premiere of Tim Burton's creepy, mean-spirited ode to confection wasn't enough, the Wall Street Journal has this candy-coated medicine to share:

At Ethel's Chocolate Lounge in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood, couples and families relax on plush pastel-colored furniture, eating champagne chocolates and sipping mocha drinks. Behind a glass pane, espresso, pi